The following is just because I think I’m funny. I sent this to my expecting sister and her husband today. Enjoy!
Hi Amber and Eli,
Okay, so I know you’re probably not going to want to hear this, but I thought I’d give you an approved list of stripper names. Oh yeah, because you’re one job as a parent as Chris Rock says is to keep your daughter off the pole. I thought I’d clear up any gray area you have by providing you with a list of Aunt-approved stripper names. Keeping her off the pole is your job.
Oh wait. Those are taken. Okay, here are some more you may consider:
If you’re feeling in touch with your “green” soul, these are nice:
And don’t forget to consider the classics:
But if you want to be ironic:
Or if you’d like to conjure thoughts of exotic places you’ve always wanted to go, there’s these names:
Good luck choosing a name!