I had a funny dating story for you. Well it was more about trying to be polite about turning down a guy then really dating. But I forgot how to be funny without being a bitch. And ever since I took classes on being sensitive about race, gender and class issues, it makes it really hard to tell this story and still feel good about myself. If I’m trying to be funny.
So the moral of the story is, don’t go to school kids. You’ll forget how to be funny.
As a side note: Asking a woman to lunch, as she’s eating lunch, is not that smooth and likely to result in rejection.